I got to be one of the judges at today's "Womanless Beauty Pageant" at the Relay for Life event. It was *SO MUCH FUN*!!!

These 'girls' rocked it hard. We had 5 contestants, and every single one of them were absolutely fabulous. The second runner-up was part Polynesian, and did an awesome Hula dance for his talent portion. I was very impressed at how well he could move those hips! LOL

First runner-up was Chi Chi, a Puerto Rican from California with outstanding hair (that was actually his own). Full of sass and sexiness, I wish the points could have worked out for her to win :(

The winner was a huge tall guy in a toga with full beard to go along with his make-up. The Ladies' Fellowship of his church convinced to be in the pageant, and I'm sure he did them proud. The best part of his schtick was the cute little poem he wrote & recited for his talent. The last line was something to the effect of... he should win this event because there was no one who was Less of woman than him. LOL

It rained REALLY hard today, so the turn-out wasn't very big for the event, but I had a LOT of fun judging the contest at least. I had some fantastic shrimp boil, too. $10 bought me a to-go container Full of huge shrimp, smoked sausage, potatoes and corn on the cob. Justin Wilson would have been proud. That was some DAMN fine shrimp boil!!!

I'm headed out tonight to have some fun. Kick up my heels and let go of some of my worries for a while. Maybe I'll track down Chi Chi and get her to do my hair...........