I went over to Dad's house after work to pick up some stuff. When I got there, he was in the back yard with the dogs. He has two poodles, Misty & Midnight. Misty has this bad habit of carrying around a toy or ball of some sort everywhere she goes. She comes up to you like she wants you to play with her, but she turns her head at the last second so that you can't get the toy. It's her ultimate game of keep-away. She's really really good at this game. Today, she had a tennis ball. I was bending over to try to get the tennis ball away from her. I tried several times, but she turned each time, and I couldn't get it. I finally got my hands on it, and Misty started to back up, and dummy me didn't let go. I was already bent over, and when I leaned toward Misty as she backed up, I lost my balance and face-planted on the ground. It unfolded in slow motion...... I was top-heavy and just crumpled forward. Knees. Elbows. Forearms. Face. Like I was just melting. I couldn't help but laugh at the situation. To make matters worse, once I was on the ground, both the dogs determined that I had done it on purpose to be able to play with them, so they both started pouncing at my head and licking my face. Which made me laugh even harder.
The kicker is, Dad missed all of this because he had stepped out to his truck to get some items to take inside the house. So he turns around and steps back into the backyard to see me facedown on the ground, laughing, and trying to get my huge ass back up. He looked at me like "WTF?!". Which made me laugh Even Harder! LOL. It was so ridiculous. I could not, for the life of me, get back up to my feet, so Dad offered a hand. So crazy. I'm positive if it had been captured on video, I could win the grand prize on America's Funniest Videos.
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